The E-Trade baby is back and better than ever, talking smack after an epic skins beatdown. Winner: Best ad Super Bowl XLIII. Pretty thin crop this year for ads…although Will Farrell yelling “Matt Lauer can eat it” is pretty funny too. Matt, lame interview with Obama pre-Super Bowl. The country is a mess and you’re tossing softballs...
I’m too exhausted from that bad scare Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals gave my Steelers to write anything today. With apologies in dvance to Awful ANnouncing, I’ll do my recap of the Super Bowl coverage tomorrow. For now, Here’s James Harrison savinf the Steelers’ bacon: Harrison goes 100 yards!: Your Defensive Player of the Year...
Great, just great: now “Sammy the Owl” has been ejected from an NCAA baketball clash between two also-rans, Tulane vs. Rice. For those of you scoring at home, Sammy the Owl, Rice’s mascot, gave a ref too much lip after a bad call and got run. I just think it was too much for the CBS Sports production team to give us a score crawl update with...
Too funny. Hat tip: Chris Burney of Bowling for Soup. We listened to all his albums on the ride around Texas playing golf.
Lewis Black asks us exactly what kind of fruitcakes we are.
“A five dollar ball…because that’s the ball Tiger uses! Did we learn a lesson today? You’re not Tiger!”
The robot has a name??? Cletus?!?! Are you kidding me? Branding department? Clean up on aisle 2!
Cletus…that’s Reedonkyoulous.
Conan has this special, never before seen video of Cletus kickin’ it with Pam Oliver, the Eagles Cheerleaders, Troy Aikman, and more.
Hat tip:Â Awful Announcing.
A big thank you to golf course architect Jeff Brauer, who took me to a Dallas Stars hockey game for New Years Eve. For those of you scoring at home, they beat the Devils 4-2. The Stars have one of the most unique (some say tacky, but I don’t) traditions in sports. During the singing of the National Anthem, any time the word “Stars” occurs in...
Oh this is too funny. Hat tip: Golf Architect Mike Young (yes, you should go play Long Shadow, today in fact).
Click to play Ain’t no trash in my trailer.
One question: “Fried Spam?!?!” Good Heavens. (Or “Eek!” as Britt said).
Charley, you just got Hale Irwin off the hook…remember to hit the belly of the wedge!
From Steve Czaban: this is unbelievable. Randy Random hadn’t used his grill in a while. So he got a “flea and cockroach bomb,” taped it to a rake, and slid it under the grill like a pizza in an oven.
They’re here! They’re here! (Click on “Whole Lotta Bees” when you get to Czabe’s page).
All you can say to this lugnut is, “get a driver’s test re-administered immediately!”
“Turn the car off!”
Steve Nash – greatest point guard in the NBA is hilariously funny in these new Vitamin water ads. Who needs the cavemen? Hat Tip: Awful Announcing.
I love those MLB commericals mixing raucus baseball highlights with a good ole butt-kickin’ rock n’ roll. So have a rock break with Bon Jovi’s “I love This Town.” They still got it…whaddya know!
I just realized it’s been two months since the last Video of the Week, so lets rock out on the eve of the Ryder Cup. Foo Fighters, Monkey Wrench. That’s a rock song. After all, man cannot live on golf alone. Frequently there must be a woman…and music…
OK, rock break over, back to golf.
Thanks for the laughs guys! You know the ad slogan “These guys are good?” Well, these guys sure aren’t!
The golf punk guys are amazing! Happy Open week, boys. Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt this Open Championship so I can give you, “Darth Vader plays golf.”