Awful Announcing has a top ten list to crack you up

You’ve got to love Awful Announcing, shining a light on the dumbest things said each week in sports.

This week’s Pammy Awards – named after gaffe-tastic Pam Ward, she who advised a team to spike it on fourth down – are here, but here’s my top three:

3.  “Fearless. Totally fearless. The gunslinger. If you don’t get to the Gunslinger, he’s gonna fire all over you.” – Gary Danielson

2.  “Tripper Johnson makes the stop on Stafon Johnson, much as he made the stop on Ronald Johnson. We are chalked full of Johnsons”- Barry Tompkins
“I got a bunch of Twenties in my pocket. Andrew Johnson”- Petros Papadakis

[Editor’s note:  pull out a twenty if your confused about why this is funny…]

1.  “Some guys handle wet balls better than others.” – David Norrie

Unbelievable.  That’s what passes for broadcasting these days.

Brian from AA, we need you to start watching Johnny Miller and Dan Hicks for us, please!