Woo hoo hoo! Ernesto gettin’ freaky-deaky for real and metaphorically with a blistering 6-0 week last week! It’s our second perfect week in five tries. That brings the season totals to a respectable 8-5-1 in teasers, 20-7-1 overall.
Let’s keep it rolling! Here are the winners sure to give your bookie acid reflux!
AFC SOUTHWARD HO!
TEXANS -1 vs. Rams
Colts +7.5 at CHARGERS
The Texans aren’t as bad as they seemed on Sunday night. Sorry, Rams, but you don’t get to play the Jags every week. Back to reality. What a win for the Colts against the She-hawks, (who I still say may implode at the wrong time. Seattle doesn’t travel well). It’s a steady Eddie vs. a perennial up-and-down yo-yo. Take steady Eddie.
SUPER-CHIEF!
CHIEFS -3 vs. Raiders
SEAHAWKS-Titans OVER 34.5
The only way to blow this is if the Titans offense gets shut out. But heck, the Hawks could put 35 up by themselves. As for the Chiefs – ride the hot hand…at home..against the toothless Raiders…
ANIMAL MAGNETISM
Bengals +2.5 at BILLS
BEARS-Giants OVER 38
Tough finding a good third pick this week, as the Ben-gays always scare me…but this year feels different. They are finding a way to win while Buffalo just treads water. BEARS-Giants over is the best pick among a big stack of nothing else. So take the animals in this one…
Finally, have you ever seen a line like Jags +28 at BRONCOS??!! “Holy Buckets!” as Julie Zimmerman would say! In all the time we’ve handicapped here at AWITP, we’ve only lost ONE time with a team getting 20 or more points…in history…even with losers like the Lions and Browns! But the Jags are SO bad…the Broncos SO good…and the game in Denver. This could be that Cat-5 hurricane Steve Czaban was going on about. Believe me, it’s tough leaving Broncos -21.5 on the table.
