We’ll have a long article on how fantastic JF.com’s weekend at Sunday River was this winter coming imminently. (And yes, we’ll be covering all the LIV developments in golf as well, just as soon as we get the lowdown on Tiger Woods’s confab with the rest of the PGA Tour players.) But for right now, let’s have a little fun with Eddy the Yeti and Betty the Yeti, Sunday River’s beloved resort mascots. From the Home Office in Forest Hills, New York it’s…
TOP 10 CAPTIONS FOR THIS PIC OF EDDY AND BETTY THE YETI
10. Mom and Dad had one drink in Maine, and look what happened!
9. Take me to your lobsters
8. Who are those weird space aliens with Eddy and Betty?
7. We’re just here for the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial.
6. Down, Chewie! Those aren’t Stormtroopers.
5. It must be Doppelganger Week on Facebook again.
4. At the NASA Space Academy Welcome New Recruits Event.
3. Miley Cyrus’s real parents.
2. Are you the ones taking that ring to Mordor?
1. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for either.