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Cybergolf Runs my 2013 Masters Tournament Wrap-up

Once again, Cybergolf does a great job with my Masters wrap-up. Also be sure to check out Marino Parascenzo’s work from the tournament as well.

From my article:

“And for Pete’s sake, Bernhard Langer was even within hailing distance of the lead on Sunday

Bernhard Langer? Are you kidding me? Wasn’t he fossilized in amber eons ago? He was, actually, but they defrosted him so he could throw it back to the Triassic period. I’m surprised he didn’t play in a saber-tooth tiger skin and use a wooden club like in the B.C. comic strip. Cue Johnny Hart and his buddy Mort Walker.

But even with Scott and Cabrera’s late heroics, the defining shot of this year’s Masters was Tiger’s approach on 15 that caromed off the flagstick and into the water, and effectively resulted in Woods losing a chance at the playoff with Cabrera and Scott.

Also check out Steve Czaban’s excellent undressing of Cheetah…err…Tiger Woods and his playing fast and loose with the drop rules.

“Tiger Woods is the black hole of his sport.  Everything gets bent in his orbit.    Announcers and their sense of professionalism. Sponsors and their sense of dignity. Commissioners and their concept of equality.  And now the rules. Again. Like the half ton boulder in Arizona that was rolled aside for Tiger by a half dozen volunteers looking to get on SportsCenter…Again, this was not a microscopic wobble of a ProV1 in HD on a bunker slope. This was a WRONG DROP!.”