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2008 Jazzy Awards – Turkeys of the Year – ESPN Buying Rights, PSLs

Well, it’s the day after Thanksgiving and everyone except me and a few other Turkey haters are eating leftover dry stringy bird remnants. I had porterhouse steak yesterday, (***insert Caddyshack reference***:  “Oh!  Porterhouse!”)  as usual, and watched everyone else fall asleep due to tryptophan or whatever it’s called. So it’s time...

Judge, Angry Neighbor Make Winged Foot East 17 Hole Course

As soon as I get the decision, I’ll analyze and post, but this sounds downright asinine to me.  A Westchester state court Judge ruled that Winged Foot must close their par-3 sixth hole because the house of the man who lives right of the green gets hit by too many golf balls now that the club removed three trees. On another note, I’m making soem edits to...

The LPGA’s New English Language Requirement

As a lawyer, I’ll be doing my own research over the weekend. Until then here’s what Steve Czaban, Ron Sirak, Alan Shipnuck, and David Whitley had to say. Before anyone rushes off to condemn Bivens and the LPGA in a fit of knee-jerk political correctness, there are solid business reasons behind the decision and they are giving time and opportunity to the...

Floyd Landis, Steroid Cheat, Loses Last Appeal, Gets Slammed by Court

Here’s the article.  It’s no less than he deserves.  Floyd Landis, steroid cheat, has run out of courts in which to continue to harass, annoy, and spread false witness about the anti-doping establishment.  From the article: “In the end, the panel saved its harshest criticism for Landis, who it said essentially tried to muddle the evidence and...

Congress calls for more steroids hearings, PGA TOUR should watch carefully

According to an AP report, Congress will take another look at drugs in sports next week, with a hearing that will feature top names from all four major professional leagues, the NCAA and the U.S. Olympic Committee. A House subcommittee, working separately from the committee that held last week’s hearing featuring Roger Clemens, is holding a hearing Wednesday on...

Clemens Gets Icy Reception, All Sports Should be Shivering

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Like a lyric out of Pink Floyd’s The Wall, Roger Clemens went skating on the thin ice of modern life today, dragging behind him the silent reproach of a million disdained eyes.  Of course, cracks in the ice appeared under his feet and he was left to claw helplessly as the last support disintegrated beneath him.  We watched transfixed...

Congress to Cook Clemens’s Goose

Filing that lawsuit may be the worst decision of Roger Clemens’s life. It was bad enough he tried to bully and intimidate a government witness, (not to mention run him out of money in a massive lawsuit), but when he alleged governmental misconduct, that made both sides of the aisle stand up and take notice. Congress is now demanding not only the tapes of BOTH...

Clemens’s lawsuit will give him fig leaf to cover up before Congress

I’ll make this short and sweet. Clemens filed suit against MacNamee for defamation this morning. He has simultaneously created an out from the thorny problem of dealing with the Congressional grilling. “Sorry, sir..but I have a lawsuit going and that’s the proper time and proper manner.” We were having this discussion somewhere else, so...

Jazzy Awards – Turkey of the Year – ESPN on steroids

Well, it’s the day after Thanksgiving and everyone except me and a few other Turkey haters are eating leftover dry stringy bird remnants. I had steak and pasta yesterday, as usual, and watched everyone else fall asleep due to tryptophan or whatever it’s called. So it’s time to give out the Dry, Stringy Turkey of the Year Award. This time it goes to...

2007 Jazzy Awards – Best Sportswriting – Jason Whitlock, Matt Rudy

This year we have a tie for the best sports article of the year. The spectre of steroids burned like a proprietary torch everywhere in the sports world this year, even golf, where the PGA and LPGA TOURS enacted testing policies. Finally, we will never have to hear the drivel of “steroids can’t help your golf game” – they can – more...

RIAA vs. File-sharers: Single Minnesota mom hit for $9,250 per song

Since I represent a large number of the kids sued for downloading music, this news was a four alarm migraine: Jury hits mom with $220,000 verdict for 24 songs. Jury instruction that “offering for download” was “distribution dooms single mom to pay for world’s most expensive mix tape. My reaction -to Jon Healey of th L.A. Times and to the...