BETHPAGE, NY – From the home office in lovely Melville, NY, the pearl of the civilized world, it’s…
Top 10 Things to do while waiting for this boring nightmare to be over
10. Sit in Long Island Expressway traffic getting to the course
9. Learn how to spell “Janewattananond”
8. Learn to pronounce “Janewattananond.” (HINT: It’s “JA-nuh-WAH-
tuh’NAN-ond,” like “SLAM-a-LA-ma-DING-dong.”)
7. “I’m going to see Avengers” (European golf writer)
6. Go all Gordon Ramsay on the cooking staff when they serve up undercooked “Italian chimmichurrri,” whatever that is. (IT’S F$#%ING RRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!)
5. Remind everybody that despite the sign saying “Pepperoni and mozzarella stromboli” they are actually eating freaking Bagel Bites. (Their “ancho-chile lamb chops” were really gyro meat too, but it was tasty…)
4. Play golf yourself! St. George’s, Maidstone, Atlantic, National, Shinnecock, North Shore, Fresh Meadow, Friar’s Head, Sebonack…stop me any time! They’re all right here!
3. Try to figure out who’s smarter? Koepka, DJ, or their barbells
2. Set the DVR for Game of Thrones
1. Argue over who’s going to finish second
