NFL Picks

Dadgum it, Ernesto, you tarnation polecat sumbitch, you got burned last week for another 4-2 overall, but 1-2 teaser week. That brings the season totals to a still solid 68-21-1, 27-17-1 in teasers. Week 17 picks are always dangerous, as fluid and frantic as Week 1 results, so play with caution. There are still the playoffs to go! WHAT A GAME THESE GUYS PLAYED LAST...

We went 6-2 overall last week, but just 2-2 in teasers bringing the season totals to 65-18-1 overall, 26-15-1. Here’s his week’s winners before they happen! RIDE THE CHIEFS! CHIEFS +1/2 vs. colts CHIEFS-colts OVER 36.5 The Chiefs have been an ATM machine all year. Ride the Chiefs until they lose… AND UNDER THE HILL AND OVER THE HILL MY PATH HAS...

What a clutch comeback for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana! He takes a two week vacation and the cats go .500. He comes back – BOOM! ROASTED! A perfect 4-0 overall and 2-0 in teasers, bringing the season totals to 54-15-1, 22-12-1 HOME COOKIN’! RAVENS EVEN vs. vikings BRONCOS -5.5 vs. titans The surging Ravens straight up against a limpid ViQueens team? At...

Hey everybody, Ernesto is back from his two-week vacation. Thank good news too, because the cats went just over .500 in their replacement gig. Last week in particular, Jazz went 3-1, but only 1-1 in teasers, bringing the season totals to 50-15-1 overall, 20-12-1 in teasers. But hey! A perfect score this week and we go over 2/3rds in teasers on the season. OVER EASY...

Tough week last week as guest prognosticator Navi the Cat went 3-3 overall, 1-2 in teasers. But the season totals are still a solid 19-11-1 in teasers, 47-14-1 overall. Go figure Vol. 1: The Steelers bench Ike Taylor, (who’d you think is St. Ike to the folks in Pittsburgh), gets benched and Megatron doesn’t catch a pass in the second half. Go figure Vol...

Too much candy? Too much running aorund after the kids? To many dentists appointments and tummy-aches for the kiddies? Too many vampires, zombies, and werewolves? It’s time to gorge yourself on the best NFL picks in the country! We went a perfect 4-0 overall, 2-0 in teasers last week to raise the season totals to 15-9-1 in teasers, 38-11-1 overall. Here’s...

Yee-hah and hoo-eey! we went 6-0 overall, 3-0 in teasers last week to raise the totals to a reasonable 13-9-1 in teasers, 34-11-1 overall. This week the numbers look too close for comfort, so we’re only going with two picks this week. After all, rule number one around here is don’t bet anyhing but the good numbers! OVER EASY! bengals-DOLPHINS OVER 34...

The picture proved lucky, so we’ll run it again – my beloved Red Sox won the pennant. But that’s not why you’re here! You’re here for NFL football predictions. We went 4-2 last week, but again only 1-2 in teasers. Let’s see if we can improve on our 10-9-1 in teasers, 28-11-1 record overall. GREEN LIGHT! panthers-BUCCANEERS OVER 33...

We went 1-2 in teasers 4-2 on the week, raising the season totals to 9-7-1 in teasers, 24-9-1 overall, but never mind that – what a Red Sox win!!! (Yes, we know, that’s then winning the ’04 series, but a man can dream… IN CELEBRATION OF THE SOX! Patriots +2.5 at JETS DOLPHINS -1/2 vs. Bills RIDE THE HOT HAND! CHIEFS EVEN vs. Texans 49ers EVEN...

Woo hoo hoo! Ernesto gettin’ freaky-deaky for real and metaphorically with a blistering 6-0 week last week! It’s our second perfect week in five tries. That brings the season totals to a respectable 8-5-1 in teasers, 20-7-1 overall. Let’s keep it rolling! Here are the winners sure to give your bookie acid reflux! AFC SOUTHWARD HO! TEXANS -1 vs. Rams...

Rough week for Ernesto and I here at AWITP – when was the last time the Chiefs, Lions, Browns, and Bills all won? 1970? Meanwhile Pittsburgh has no offense, defense, or clue. The same is true of the Giants…err…Midgets. We went 2-2-1 with one game to play (the over in tonight’s game, but we’re back early this week with winners to make up...

We went 1-1 last week, losing with the Vikings (surprise, surprise…), who laid a egg on defense at home against the hapless Browns, but we won as both the Chargers and Packers covered for us paired together in a teaser. That brings the season totals to 12-4 overall 5-3 in teasers. This week Ernesto the Prediction Iguana has been hard at work, (while I was on...