It was another excellent week for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and his crackerjack research staff: 4-2 overall, 2-1 in teasers bringing the season totals to 8-4 overall, 4-2 in teasers. He won last week with the Patriots (Ernesto is 2-0 with them this season), the Panthers (also 2-0) and Chargers. We are also 2-0 betting against the Browns. As always, we do 2-team...
It was a 4-2 week for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana and his crackerjack team of assistants, 2-1 in teasers. That’s a solid start to the year! We won with the Bengals, Ravens, Patriots, and Panthers. The two losses were by a combined ONE point in the over/unders. Here’s this week’s winners before they happen. And when you speak of us, speak...
We interrupt golf season for the first of this season’s NFL picks! We have the best animal prognostication team in Christendom! Ernesto the Prediction Iguana at the helm, and a research team of Prediction Cats named Faith, Torrey, and Charlie backing up his moves. What have we learned in four weeks? The Steelers have no defense, the Bears and Chiefs started...
My old girl Britt wins the Super Bowl coolness competition. Before the game, she wrote, “I am a nervous wreck today..excited, anxious, full of adrenaline..so many emotions..then I looked down at my mood ring and all was right…” They did it. They won three games no one picked them to win. They did it with a back-up quarterback who took the reins in...
All year long for this? PATRIOTS-eagles?? Most of the country is shaking their head over this stinker of a Super Bowl. This one is like voting for President – you hold your nose, pull the lever, and hope for the best. If Ernesto had hands, he’d throw them up in frustration. As it is, he’s sticking his tongue out and hissing, partly because of the...
It was one of the greatest plays in NFL history. It was a bit of a fluke, to be sure – two defenders colliding when one decides to go airborne – but the Vikings will take it. After all, they were on the receiving end of that in 1975 when Roger Staubach and the Cowboys shattered their hopes with the original “Hail Mary,” also in the divisional...
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Kansas City Chokes. There’s no other way to describe losing to a hapless bunch of dink and dunkers like Tennessee. Andy Reid’s crew did not come ready to play for 60 minutes, and that’s all there is under discussion. The Chiefs sent Ernesto the Prediction Iguana down with them – he went 2-2 last week, winning neither...
As usual, Week 17 – a.k.a. Bookie’s Revenge – took everyone to the cleaners, including Ernesto the Prediction Iguana. Always the toughest week of the season to handicap because you don’t know which teams will rest what players, our intrepid King of Animal Prognostication went 1-3, 0-2 in teasers, depressing the otherwise solid regular season...
Ernesto the Prediction Iguana tread water through a 3-2-1 week, 1-2 in teasers after the Panthers barely got past the Bucs, the Bills get robbed by the refs (again in favor of the Cheatriots), and the Giants got blanked by a milquetoast Arizona team. That puts the season totals at 58-19-1, 22-17 in teasers. happily, Week 17 Ernesto saves up his energy for the...
Erneesto’s return to the helm of our NFL Picks here at AWITP and GNN saw him tally a solid 5-1 week, 2-1 in tesaers. That swells the season totals to a sterling 55-17 overall, 21=15 in teasers. Of course one critical win was due to dumb luck – The Steelers beat the Patriots yesterday, but the Cheatriots beat the Steelers. The lone loss was the Chargers...
Ernesto the Prediction Iguana returns from his yearly sabbatical to make this week’s NFL picks, but first we have to give a hearty congratulations to Faith the Prediction Cat whose 6-2 week, (2-2 in teasers) puts the GNN/AWITP tally at a solid 50-16 overall, 19-14 in teasers. She’d have been 7-1, 3-1 had the idiot Rams gone all “Stanford-Cal/Music...
Faith the Prediction Cat went 6-2, 2-2 in teasers last week. She won with the Pats, Browns, Panthers, and three over calls. On the down side, I guess the Vikings are an UNDER team, and the Lions looked awful against the surging Ravens. Season totals here at AWITP and GNN are a solid 44-14, 17-12 in teasers. In her relief appearance for Ernesto the Iguana, Faith the...
Faith the Prediction Cat picked right up where she left off last season, going a stellar 7-1 last week, 3-1 in teasers, bringing our AWITP/Golf News Net season totals to 38-12, 15-10 in teasers. Her lone loss was the Chargers shocking upset of Dallas on Thanksgiving Day, (and nobody got that right). Faith also increased her lifetime record percentage filling in for...
It was a tough week for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana, as the Steelers erupted, the Dolphins imploded, and the Rams left their offense home. His 3-3 week leaves him 31-11 on the season, 12-9 in teasers. It’s time for Ernesto’s annual Thanksgiving vacation, so Faith the Prediction Cat takes the reins for the next three weeks. She had a spectacular relief...
It was another strong 5-1 week (2-1 in teasers) for Ernesto the Prediction Iguana, the undisputed reigning champion of the Animal Sports Prognostication Kingdom. That swells the season totals to a sterling 28-8 overall, 12-6 in teasers! The only loss was the REDSKINS-Vikings as both defenses forgot to show up…or went to Landover by mistake or something. At...